With a network of hotels stretching the length and breadth of Great Britain, Travelodge welcomes millions of customers each year staying for a variety of reasons.
The hotel teams across Blackpool’s three Travelodge hotels have fielded hundreds of customer questions and requests throughout the year.
Shakila Ahmed, Travelodge spokeswoman, said: “Where possible, our hotel teams will go above and beyond to help customers as they relish a good challenge. However, there are some requests beyond their control such as arranging a laughing yoga lesson on Blackpool beach with the laughing clown!”
The laughing clown at Blackpool Pleasure Beach – unfortunately unable to offer laughing yoga sessions on the beach
Here are the top 10 strangest questions and requests …
Can you teach me the Argentine Tango? – Blackpool South Shore Travelodge
Will you accompany my girlfriend to walk on the glass floor on the top of Blackpool Tower as I’m afraid of heights? – Blackpool Promenade Travelodge
Can you get my wife’s name Gladys put into a stick of Blackpool rock? – Blackpool South Shore Travelodge
Where is Blackpool Rock? – Lytham St Annes Travelodge
Which is the best pier for views to Dublin? – Blackpool Promenade Travelodge
Can you arrange for my wife to find a message in a bottle? – Lytham St Annes Travelodge
Can you arrange for me to get hold of whatever the laughing clown has? My wife is miserable – Blackpool Promenade Travelodge
Can you tell me where the black pools are? – Lytham St Annes Travelodge
What pier does the taxi boat leave from to Ireland? – Blackpool Promenade Travelodge
Can you arrange a laughing yoga lesson on Blackpool beach with the laughing clown? – Blackpool South Shore Travelodge
Here are 25 more strange questions and requests at other Travelodge hotels across the UK …
Where can I catch a Cullen Skink? – Aberdeen Airport Travelodge
Can you arrange for me to wear Meghan Markle’s Giorgio Armani dress from the fashion museum for my 40th birthday party? – Bath Waterside Travelodge
Which local Birmingham delicatessen sells Colonel Mustard? – Birmingham Central Bull Ring Travelodge
Can you teach me to bhangra dance? – Birmingham Central Moor Street Travelodge
Can you arrange for me to have a double date with Harry and Sandra Redknapp? – Bournemouth Seafront Travelodge
What time does the BA i360 take off? – Brighton Seafront Travelodge
How holy is the water at the Jesus Green Lido? – Cambridge Central Travelodge
Does King Charles teach at The Kings School? – Canterbury Chaucer Central Travelodge
Can you arrange for my husband to be imprisoned in Carlisle castle? He is annoying me – Carlisle Central Travelodge
How fidgety is the fidgety pie? – Derby Pride Park Travelodge
Do I need to bow to Brigadier Sir Nils Olav at Edinburgh Zoo? – Edinburgh Central Travelodge
Can you record a voice note in the voice of Sean Connery to my Grannie Angie for her birthday? You sound just like 007! – Edinburgh Haymarket Travelodge
Can you arrange for Aunt Bessie to give my wife a cookery lesson, she can’t make Yorkshire puddings? – Hull Central Travelodge
Can you ask that the London Eye rotates in an anti-clockwise formation? – London City Travelodge
Can you arrange a surprise garden afternoon tea for my grandfather with Paddington Bear? – London Central Waterloo Travelodge
Can you take Boujee, my Chow Chow shopping in Knightsbridge, whilst I make a sales pitch? – London Central Marylebone Travelodge
Can you record my voicemail with your best Scouser accent – could you say “Surprise Surprise” in honor to the late Cilla Black? – Liverpool Central Exchange Street Travelodge
I would like an extra room to use as a wardrobe? – Manchester Piccadilly Travelodge
Can you take me for a spin in a Red Bull Formula One racing car? – Milton Keynes at The Hub Travelodge
Is Rick Stein around to cook us a private barbecue on the beach? – Newquay Seafront Travelodge
My husband wants to visit a Norfolk broad, which one do you recommend? – Norwich Central Riverside Travelodge
Can you fill my bath with different flavored scoops of ice cream as a birthday present for my wife’s 40th birthday? – Rhyl Seafront Travelodge
Can you get ordained today to officiate my wedding? – Staines Travelodge
Which volcano is Laverbread from? – Swansea Central Travelodge
Can you program all the traffic lights in York to be green at midday for a bride to get to the church on time? – York Central Layerthorpe Travelodge
